Allstar's Double Trouble/Transcript
(It's breakfast time at Allstar's house)
Allstar: Can I please have another stack of kelpcakes, mom? I'm starved.
Mrs. Seaworthy: Of course, son. *Occy yips* Occy, don't beg at the table.
(Allstar gives Occy a kelpcake and he swallows it whole)
Mrs. Seaworthy: I want you to tidy up the spare room after school, because we're having a visitor.
Allstar: Oh yeah, who?
Mrs. Seaworthy: Well you've heard you dad go on about his old college snorkball teammate, Rocky Waters?
Allstar: Uh huh.
Mrs. Seaworthy: Well, this is his child, Sam Waters.
Allstar: Hey, that's terrific! I'll bet Sam's good at snorkball, too. We could use a good player around here.
(Occy and Alsltar rearrange guest room)
Allstar: Let's put it by the window. On second thought, we better put it by the wall.
Mrs. Seaworthy: Allstar, Sam Waters is here. Sam, I'll let you two get acquainted.
Sam: Hiya, Allstar, honey.
Allstar: *wabbles legs* You're Sam? But I thought -- well with the name Sam, I -- but-but you're, really a, g-g-g --
Sam: A girl? My name confuses lots of folks. It's short for Samantha.
Allstar: Oh, oh! Oh this is my pet octopus Occy. Occy?
Occy: *hides under bed*
Allstar: We've ben getting your room into shape. Just let me know if there's anything else I can do.
Sam: Well there is one tinsy tiny favor you could do for a visiting country girl.
Allstar: Just say the word.
Sam: Well, I was hopin to see the premiere of the Snorkbusters movie Saturday night. Would you mind taking me?
Allstar: Mind?! Of course not! I'd be glad to!
(Now at ice cream parlor with Casey)
Allstar: Hurry up with those kelp sodas, Tooter!
Tooter: *gives it to them*
Casey: Have you rented your tux for the dance yet?
Casey: Oh, don't tell me you forgot you were taking me.
Allstar: Oh, no.
Casey: Well maybe you better rent a tux before they're all gone. The dance is Saturday night, remember?
Allstar: Right, Saturday night. S-S-Saturday night?!
Casey: Something... wrong?
Allstar: Wrong? Oh no! Saturday, uh great, uh, we're all set!
(Sam drives Allstar to visit Dimmy and Tooter)
Allstar: Thanks for the ride, Sam.
Sam: Oh, the pleasure's all mine, Allstar honey. See you later.
Allstar: *waves back in love*
(Tooter has hearts out of snork as he sees her)
Dimmy: Whoa, who's that?
Allstar: Samantha, the daughter of an old friend of dad's. She's staying with us, Dimmy.
Dimmy: That's terrific!
Allstar: Well, actually it's terrible. I goofed up and made a date with Sam and Casey for the same night.
Dimmy: No problem, Allstar. Just cancel one, then go out with the other.
Allstar: Well you've got a lot to learn about girls, Dimmy. I'm in big trouble here.
(Now they're on back porch swing that night)
Sam: Allstar honey, you hardly ate a bite of your supper, are you alright, honey?
Allstar: Oh, I'm fine, terrific.
Sam: I wrote my daddy how you've been sweeter than kelp apple pie to little old me. Taking me to that movie premiere is the thrillingest thing that everhappened.
Allstar: Uh, how about us having a little talk, Sam?
Sam: Oh, suit me. *moves in closer to him* How about us taking a ride in my steam convertable? it's a scrumptuous night.
Allstar: Sorry, uh, nah uh, no I can.
Sam: Oh, why not, Allstar honey?
Allstar: Becuase, I've got to go rent a tux! Oops!
Sam: You're renting a tuxedo just to take little old me to that premiere?
Allstar: Well, I, uh --
Sam: Oh I had no idea movies were so fancy in the big city! Oh come on, we'll get you a tuxedo, and I'll pick out a nice pretty dress to go with it.
(Now Allstar's at store finding a tux)
Store clerk: There you go, sonny, you want fancy? That's fancy!
Allstar: Don't you have something that fits better?
Store clerk: *stretches it* Look, is that better?
Allstar: Uh, well, yes.
Store clerk: Good, another satisfied customer.
(All drive one night to a store)
Sam: Oh, there's that darlin' dress shop my mama told me about - Gloria Vandersnork's. You come along inside, Allstar honey, and I'll buy whatever you like.
(Casey and Daffney are walking nearby)
Daffney: Hey, there's Allstar. And who's that girl with the flashy car?
Casey: I've never seen here. But maybe she's why Allstar's been acting a little weird lately.
Daffney: Let's go and find out what's he's up to.
(all inside now)
Sam: *holds up dress similar to what Casey has worn* How's this one, Allstar, honey?
Allstar: Oh, wow. *sees Casey and Daffney* Excuse me, Sam, I'll be right back.
Casey: There's that girl, but no Allstar.
Daffney: I'dve sworn that was Allstar who came in here.
Casey: Well whoever it was disapperared. Let's go home.
Daffney: *sees dress* Hey, there's a cute little dress.
Casey: Ooh, let me see. *but there's Allstar hiding* Allstar!
Allstar: Uh, hi Casey, Daffney.
Casey: What are you doing?
Sam: Allstar, honey, where are you?
Casey: Answer the girl, Allstar... honey.
Sam: Oh, there you are.
Allstar: Uh, Casey, Daffney, I'd like to introduce Samantha.
Sam: I'm please to meet ya'll. Any friend of Allstar honey's a friend of mine.
Daffney: How nice!
Allstar: She's uh, visiting our house.
Casey: Oh, really?
Allstar: A friend - friend of the family.
Allstar: And I was just helping her pick out a dress.
Sam: You see, --
Allstar: *takes her away* We gotta go now, see you later, bye.
(Casey's left there shocked)
Dimmy: Did you get off the hook with the girls yet, Allstar?
Allstar: No, I'm still stuck with two dates tonight.
Dimmy: You better do something fast. After all, you can't be in two different places at the same time.
Tooter: *toots nah uh*
Allstar: No, I - yes, I can!
Dimmy: Can what?
Allstar: Be in two different places at the same time, if you guys help. Now here's the plan. *whispers it to them*
(Allstar takes her to the movies Saturday night)
Sam: Oh Allstar honey, this is so exciting.
Junior: Hey, Allstar, who's your friend?
Allstar: Her dad was my dad's best buddy in college. Sam, this is Junior Wetworth.
Junior: The Governor's son.
Sam: Really? I'm mighty glad to meet an important person like yourself.
Junior: Hey lsiten, let's get together when you're bored with Allwet here, which has got to be soon. *chuckles*
Allstar: We came here to see the movie, not you, so if you don't mind --
Junior: Okay, okay!
Sam: I'm so glad I'm with you tonight instead of Bubba.
Sam: Bubba Grotto, back in South Snorkilina. He thinks he owns me.
Sam: Yeah, well here's Bubba on his steamcycle. *photo of him* Why he's run off every boy that ever looked twice at me.
Allstar: I believe it. Uh, suppose I go get us a box of kelpcorn?
Sam: Okay, honey.
Allstar: Be right back.
(visits Dimmy at his car)
Allstar: Alright, we've got 5 minutes to pick up Casey)
Dimmy: Alright, hop in.
(they leave and head over to her house)
Allstar: You look great, Casey.
Casey: Thanks. *they leave* Take it easy, Dimmy. We're going to a dance, not a fire.
(Now at dance)
Allstar: Okay if I meet you at the table, I think I left something in Dimmy's car.
Casey: Well, I suppose so.
Allstar: Thanks. *leaves*
Allstar: Can't you go any fast, Dimmy?
Dimmy: Not if I wanna keep my driver's license.
Tooter: *warning to stop up ahead*
Allstar: Thanks, Dimmy. Don't go away.
Sam: *sees Alsltar with kelpcorn* Oh, snorklips, you missed the whole opening. The scary barracuda, and the electric eels, and everyhting.
Allstar: Sorry. Uh, how about a nice drink to wash down that kelpcorn?
Sam: No thanks, I --
Allstar: Good, be right back. *he leaves*
Allstar: Come on, Tooter, I need you for this one.
(Back at dance)
Casey: Where have you been? Your dinner's getting cold.
Allstar: Well, uh, I'm not really hungry. Come on, Casey, let's dance.
Casey: Well, okay. *they dance a bit* Honestly, Allstar, I was really getting worried about you, I --
Tooter: *shows up*
Allstar: Tooter wants this dance.
Casey: But Allstar, I --
Allstar: *leaves* Show her your best moves, Tooter.
(Tooter and Casey dance - meanwhile, Bubba arrives at the Seaworthy house)
Bubba: I wanna see Samantha! Tell her Bubba's here!
Mrs. Seaworthy: Oh, Mr. Bubba, you just missed her. My son took her to see Snorkbusters.
Bubba: Oh, he did, huh? Well I'm a have to straighten him out!
(Allstar returns to movies)
Allstar: *shows up with soda* Here you are, Sam, an ice cold plank-cola.
Sam: Oh, thanks, snork pie. Honey, the movie's half over. You missed the sea serpant, the attack of the kelp weed monster, and the giant clam stampede!
Allstar: Don't worry about me, Sam. Oh, how qbout a plankburger to munch on?
Sam: Oh, no thanks, I -- *he leaves *Allstar! ALLSTAR!
Junior: Mind if I, join you, Sam?
Sam: Sure, hop in, Junior. *he does so* That Allstar's no fun at all.
Junior: I could've told ya that.
(Back at dance...)
Casey: Allstar! I demand to know what's been going on!
Allstar: Going on?
Casey: You're up to something! I want the truth, now!
Allstar: Okay, Casey, I'll confess.
(Bubba arrives at the movies)
Junior: Hey, knock it off!
Bubba: So, you're the guy tryin' to steal my girl?
Junior: Now see here, I'm not -- *Bubba tears up car* Hey!
Bubba: Out of the car, sonny! We're gonna have a little talk!
(All the others drive by)
Allstar: So it was a total disaster, Casey. I wanted to please you both, and goofed up the whole thing.
Casey: Well, at least yor intentions were good. Now what?
Allstar: Well let's pick up Sam at the movie and we can all have a soda. If she's still speaking to me.
(see she's gone)
Allstar: She's gone!
Junior: *miserable and beaten* Her boyfriend showed up.
Allstar: What happened to you?
Junior: What happened to me is what should've happened to you.
(At ice cream parlor again)
Allstar: Believe me, Casey, I'll never pull a dumb stunt like that again.
Casey: Can I make a suggestion?
Casey: Next time, tell the truth.
Allstar: *smiles* Oh, you're telling me.
(c) 1984 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International