(we open up to an empty area, where Daffney and Junior are help Corky clean his sub)
Corky: Take care of the snork sub, and it will take care of you. Fire it up, Casey.
Casey: Roger Wilcode, Corky.
(she starts it and it spins around)
Corky: Perfect. This time, we'll pass the smog check for sure.
Allstar: *comes out of a cave with a golden fleece in his hands* Look what Gallio gave me!
Corky: Sub seat covers - a token of esteem for those who protect and serve!
Allstar: Not this time, Corky. *pulls it open* It's the fabled golden fleece. It tells all about ancient Greek snorks. Listen to this. There was this famous Snorkelope, who wove this grass beach towel every day. *view picture as Daffney looks at it in wonderment* But she didn't wanna marry this guy who was waiting for the towel. *view Daffney unraveling the towel* So she unraveled it every night. *view Helen of Snork Lee, before revealing herself to be Casey* Then there was this Helen of Snork Lee, the most beautiful snork ever. *Allstar and Junior, dressed as trojan warriors, fight for her affection* The gladiators wrestled to be her date for the Greek Prom. *Allstar wins, and so Casey walks out with him and holds his hand* Oh, here's one - Irene the Siren was this cruel seanip, who protected the sunken treasures of Snorklantis.
(Meanwhile, Lil Seaweed is behind the bushes, watching Allstar tell his friends the stories)
Allstar: *continuing as a picture of Irene is revealed* She sang this song to get the ships to crash on the Reef of No Return, and then she's steal their treasures.
Lil Seaweed: Now that's my kind of myth!
Corky: Hmm, very intersting, Allstar. But those are just stories, and I need seat covers. *leaves*
Allstar: Hey, this is great stuff! It really happened - didn't it, guys?
Casey: Only in the comics, Allstar. *she leaves with the others*
Allstar: There's a map, and we could go there. We could become great myths and mythsters. *they get on Corky's sub and leave* Oh, you go ahead! But I'll use this seat cover! I mean map - and find this place! Nothing can stop me! I'll discover all the treasures just like Snorklisios, the adventurer. *leaves as some of the fleece's pieces fall off*
Lil Seaweed: *pops out from hiding behind the bushes* And I'll keep all the treasures for myself, just like Irene, the Siren! *giggles*
(Allstar swims into an area abandoned and with sunken ships, broken into huge parts)
Allstar: Whoa, look at all this stuff. I think I'm onto something.
(Bigweed and Lil Seaweed, disguised as plants, follow him)
Lil Seaweed: Anyway, then there was this Greek snork girl who wrote all the map to this treasure island. We're gonna hear a loud siren, and then I'll be the queen of rich ships and treasure and stuff!
Bigweed: I wish you'd take notes!
Lil Seaweed: Look! Ancient junk! The little horn-head is onto something!
Bigweed: Eh, it's all Greek to me.
Lil Seaweed: Exactly!
(Allstar makes a stop near the ship's parts and opens up the map again - he then hears Irene singing a loud humming song)
Allstar: Eureka! I found it! That's the siren! This is the Reef of No Return! *he gulps at the sight of more abandoned stuff before being spotted by large jellyfish* Ghosts! G-G-Greek ghosts! *runs away* Now I know why they call it the -- *gets grabed on with both legs* Reef -- Of -- No -- Return! *they look at him and want him to follow them, and he does so* When in a Greek Reef, do as the Greek Jellyfish do!
(outside of what appears to be Gallio's lab, Corky and all the others get out of the sub and fly high inside a bubble)
Corky: *as the bubble fills up* Hey Allstar, you should see what's -- *then it pops*
Casey: Allstar's gone!
Corky: Missing in action!
Casey: *picks up a piece of the fleece* Golden fleece, and torn seaweed.
Corky: My seat cover!
Casey: *takes out his magnifying glass and looks at it* Evidently evidence! *looks at Corky through it*
Corky: He's been eaten by a one-eyed seamonster!
Corky: Just testing your alertness! I suspect foul seaweed - if you catch my drift. *they get in the sub* Quick - while the trail is fresh!
Casey: You two stay here and warn the others!
Corky: Snork Patrol to the rescue!
Casey: Follow that fleece!
(Allstar leaves the ships)
Allstar: *to the jellyfish* Thanks, guys.
Lil Seaweed: *watching* Quick, he's getting away! Do what I do!
(they both get squished by the two colliding ships)
Lil Seaweed: Oh, there must be an easier way!
Bigweed: I wish you'd take notes!
Lil Seaweed: *escpaes* I have a plan. We'll disguise ourselves as jellyfish and follow him.
Bigweed: Uh, I have a better plan. You go, and I'll stay here and unwrinkle.
(Irene sings again)
Lil Seaweed: Listen - he's following that siren song! *she spins around*
Bigweed: How can I hear a siren with all that singing?!
Lil Seaweed: How do I look as a jellyfish?
Bigweed: I think of you more as the peanut butterfish type!
(Allstar stops as he heads near a castle to hear her sing once more)
Allstar: A mere tiptoe through the sea eneminies, two, three, four, dip! *kicks a rock* and it misses the crushing boulders* Some welcoming. *reads it* A snork can reach the promiseland like that. This must be the crushing boulders. *picks up a rock and throws it* 2, 3, 4, crush! *it misses* 2, 3, 4, crunch! 2, 3, 4, got it! 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, *escpaes* that siren lady digs her privacy! *reads map* Let's see what's next...
(Corky uses the claws on his sub to catch the pieces of the fleece as Casey uses sub-equipped binculars to find Allstar)
Casey: Turn left, right. Just keep picking up that golden fleece.
Corky: Oh, we'll never have enough for my seat cover.
Casey: Left, hard left.
(but they get caught on a ship part)
Corky: Oh, now you've done it, Casey. We were in hot pursuit of truth, justice, and a snorky seat cover, and you got us lost in this Greek junkyard.
Casey: Corky, I think we need to talk.
Bigweed: *uses telescope to see them escape, then randomly gets out phone to contact Lil Seaweed* bigweed to Lil Seaweed, snork sub approacing the area at 45 degrees on the north bow.
Lil Seaweed: Which way *moans* are you facing? Ugh!
Bigweed: Wait, now it's at 50 degrees. No, 90 degrees. Uh, 40, uh 30, no, oh barnacle buildrat! It's out there somewhere! *behind him*
Lil Seaweed: Well -- stop them! *in jellyfish disguise after getting past the ships* Be aware of ships that go bump in the night! Now, where did that meathead snork go? *sees him* How'd he get past those boulders? He must have rocks in his head!
(now Allstar faces a bunch of venus fly traps as Irene continues her song)
Allstar: Hello? Any snorks in there? Uh, it's only me, Allstar, a round, good time snork! I come bearing a great gift. *they chew off of the fleece* Whoa! Oh, I hope they're vegetarians. Or they've better have eaten at a place I've already been. *reads map* I must be right here by this sea serpant plant garden. *they try to eat more of it* get back! You tear my fleeces to pieces! *tears some off* Eating time at the zoo! *feeds it to them* Chowdown, vegetable brains! *leaves* Oh, talk about family feud! Phew! Made it! *but it bites on his snork* Yikes! You're not vegetarians! *more try to eat him* Speak! Think! Uh, roll over! *feeds more of the fleeces to them, and he escapes* Graveyard of the Gallians, check. But where's Irene, the siren?
Irene: *singing in the castle* A brave soul with promotions gold, may have someone I'm waiting for!
Allstar: Holy snorks!
(inside her castle filled with large amounts of gold and treasures divine, Irene sits on a throne, still singing to herself)
Irene: For soon great snork and place come towards, for five minute I've been born! *turns on crystal glass ball to see Allstar swimming her way*
Allstar: *at front door* She sounds great! I wish I had something fancy to slip into. *rings doorbell, and falls down into another room* Whoa! Fancy enough! *he sees lots of silver and then lands in Irene's palace into a large pile of gold*
Irene: You rang?
Allstar: You sang?
Irene: *sings again* If you are the chosen one, your cares are over, worries done. But if you do not show the sign, *turns into a vampire-like monster* then rathful vengence will be mine! *hisses*
Allstar: YIKES! *slowly backs away* Well I can always come back another time. It looks like you're not feeling so good today.
Irene: Stay. *puts him in a drop-down cage*
(meanwhile, Lil Seaweed is trying to get past the crushing boulders)
Lil Seaweed: Now what did that briny bratwarst do to get through these crushing boulders? Oh yeah! He just threw a rock, and counted to three! *throws a rock* 1, 2, 3, *the boulders crush her* Two and a half! Two and three-quarters! *moans as she strugglews to break free* Two and seven-eighths! *takes out phone* Bigweed! I need some HELP! I'm turning into seaweed jam! In a jellyfish outfit! Are you there? *a turtlefish with a phone swims by*
(in the meantime, Corky and Casey are going through the junkyard)
Casey: This thing's broken again, Corky.
Corky: This time, everything's working. The ocean current is broken.
Casey: Give me the wheel. *he breaks it apart* We're heading right for that cave! What'll we do?
Corky: Change the subject!
Casey: Too late!
Corky: The subject is closed! *the "mechanical cave" shuts his mouth, and it was really Bigweed trying to trap them*
Bigweed: This is more fun than a barrel of sea monkies! *laughs*
(Allstar is still in his cage, as Irene tries to talk to him)
Irene: There's an old Greek expression - he who does not bring a gift to my lair has come like a thief to steal something there. *turns back to her normal self* So, what have you got for me, cutie?
Allstar: Gold and silver, I do not have. But if you ever need any sand--
Irene: *now a mosnter again* I warned you!
Allstar: Wait, I was only kidding! I've got the golden fleece!
Irene: *back to normal again* Ah, you're the one - the chosen snork for who I've waited 5,000 years. *releases him from his cage* Oh, sorry about the cage. A siren living alone, can't be too careful. Now, at last, I can read the final scroll! *copies it on a modern printer and reads it out loud* Welcome, glad tidings to the chosen snork. Hail, farewell, and bolt the trap door on your way out.
Allstar: Wait a minute, we were getting acquainted.
Irene: Well, that's how ancient scrolls go, kid. Weakened ones must follow, so you must take a powder. *shows him to the door* You do win a door prize - after all, you are the chosen snork.
Allstar: But --
Irene: Some gold dratmus? A genuine replica of Snorkis DeMilo? Perhaps a Greek earn?
Allstar: What's a Greek earn?
Irene: Oh, about three dratmus a day! *laughs* But seriously, kid, make your choice and hit the road. *turns the hourglass upside down* You've got thrity seconds.
(meanwhile, Lil Seaweed is trying to get past the ever-so hungry venus fly traps)
Lil Seaweed: Now, how did that nautical knuckwart get through these vicious sea serpant plants? I sure hope they're not vegetarian! *they try to eat her up* Yikes! They're vegetarians! Talk about security! I feel like a tossed salad! Bigweed!
(Irene watches the hourglass)
Irene: The sands of time have run out. That, or, my egg is done. Hurry up, kid. Evil lurks without.
Allstar: *carries the earn* Without what?
Irene: I don't know, I have to wait another 5,000 years to read the final scroll.
Allstar: *points at her necklace* I'll take this to remind me that a poor snork's dreams about a beautiful siren can come true.
Irene: *gives him her neckalce* You have chosen well, for that is the pearl of wisdom. He who is pure of heart can talk to me through it. *turns the snork of the statue, and another door opens* Now hasten and be gone. Stop by and see me anytime when evil isn't lurking.
Allstar: *falls down another door again*
Irene: By the way, your pearl of wisdom also entitles the fairer to three, get acquainted wishes!
Allstar: *back to the junkyard, but is easily fooled by Lil Seaweed dressed as her* Irene, has evil stopped lurking?
Lil Seaweed: I forgot to give you a farewell hug! *pushes him inside a clam and locks him up*
Allstar: You sirens have some funny customs! *gets out pearl of wisdom* Irene, I thought we did the jailhouse bit already! Why did you lock me up in here?
Irene: Remember the evil I said was lurking? You just got lurked!
Allstar: Maybe I should use one of my three wishes to get out of here.
(but Lil Seaweed opens it up and snatches it away)
Lil Seaweed: *giggles* Three wishes? Thanks, my tiny tubesteak! I owe you so wisely!
(meanwhile, Bigweed still has Corky and Casey trapped)
Bigweed: *laughs* This time, the might snork sub will conk out! *laughs again* You're not goin' anywhere! It's time to put a cork on this snork, of the mighty Corky!
Corky: Casey, this isn't a real sea serpant. It's our lucky day!
Casey: *uses the steers* I knew it when I stepped my snork on that four leaf sea clover. There must be a way out. If only we had the golden fleece.
Corky: We do! *takes out a bottle of fleas* I always pack my official golden fleas on rescue missions!
Casey: Fleas?! Who wants fleas?! They're itchy and yucky!
Corky: *laughs* And they love seaweed! *releases them*
Casey: Oh! come on, little fellas, it's uppertime!
(the fleas head out and point an errow toward Bigweed)
Bigweed: Ooh, I'm just itchin' to see how Lil Seaweed is doin'! *the fleas get on him* Oh! Curses! Fleas!
(the trap opens up, and the sub escapes)
(meanwhile, Lil Seaweeed rubs Irene's necklace with content)
Lil Seaweed: Three wishes! It won't take more than one to take this place over! *looks at necklace blankly* Why isn't that thing talking to me?
Allstar: Because you're not pure of heart.
Lil Seaweed: is that some kind of an insult?! *slaps it*
Irene: *spins around and reveals herself* Many have tried before you. The continent of Snorklantis is mine.
Lil Seaweed: One wish, and you're history! *slaps it again* watch me make a tricky deal! Then you'll see my power's real! *she turns into a giant worm*
Irene: So, you want to play dress-up? *turns into a giant Zeus and her voice gets deeper* Just call me the old Zeus! These are my lightning bolts! *throws them at her* Take that!
Lil Seaweed: *her voice has gotten deeper as well* What an electric performance! You oughta get a charge out of this! *turns on the decorative lights in a hose with her tail, because really, she's an eel* Welcome to my hosuewarming! *grabs a pience of seaweed and sparks literally fly*
(Irene throws rods at her, and it not only hits the ship, but causes an electric charge the break Alsltar free of the clam's grip)
Allstar: YIKES! Uh, coochie coo!
Irene: *to Lil Seaweed* Over here! No here, spinach breath! Behind you! Heads I win, tials you lose!
Lil Seaweed: *she zaps herself back to normal*
Irene: Show me right here!
(meanwhile, Corky and Casey are still searching for Allstar)
Casey: Alright! We lost Bigweed!
Corky: Good always triumphs over evil, Casey!
(Bgiweed disguises himself as a fish and throws a metal rod at the sub)
Casey: *sees it* Now, all we have to worry about, is a big, ugly, tuna-throwing atrident!
(it stops the sub completely)
(Irene is also back to normal)
Irene: Guess I showed her who's all powerful Queen of Snorklantis. *breaks Allstar free* You've got to get up pretty early to put one over on the age of a ciren --
Lil Seaweed: *turns into a cyclopse as she shuts Allstar back in the clam* it's about time I put my foot down! How do you like my second wish?
Irene: Cyclopse, huh? Can't take my eye off you for a minute. This calls for a colossal --
Lil Seaweed: *shuts her mouth* Got to get you covered, I mean! This place isn't big enough for the two of us!
Irene: *turns back into Zeus* Did I say colossal? Make that big colossal for snorks!
(they fight again)
Allstar: *opens up clam* Whoa! A battle of the Titanisis!
(Lil Seaweed the cyclopse throws stones at a Zeus statue, thus knocking over the ship once again)
Lil Seaweed: That was too easy! *octopus hits her, and then strangles her* Yuck! An octopus!
Irene: Correction! An octopus squid! *laughs*
(it inks her, so she ties him up as the venus plants grab Irene, still as Zeus)
Irene: Help me!
Allstar: I can't! I've gotta help you, Irene! *he pops out of the clam and hits Lil Seaweed's giant tow* let her go, you big toxic waste dump!
Lil Seaweed: *ficks Allstar off of her* You can't talk this way to the new Queen of Snorklantis, you seagoing Seaworthy head! See you later, tiny! I'm needed in my throne room!
Allstar: *snork stuck in sand* Easy for you to say! You're as big as a garbage scalp! You wouldn't talk that way if you were small! *gets out of sand*
Lil Seaweed: *laughs* I'm Queen of Snorklantis, no matter what size I am!
Allstar: not if you were the size of an eensy weensy sardine! I bet you can't even say it!
Lil Seaweed: Oh yeah? If I say, "I wish I was an eensy weensy sardine, --"
(she literally turns into a sardine)
Lil Seaweed: *as Allstar grabs the necklace* Yikes! I'm a sardine! Gimme back my pearl, you shrimpy!
Allstar: Come back here, you shark bait! *chases her to the treasure chest*
Lil Seaweed: Can't you take a joke? I was just fooling around! *gets in the chest through the keyhole* nya nya nya nya nya nya! Can't catch me! *Allstar locks her in* hey, who turned out the lights?!
Allstar: *takes the pearl with him* First wish - set Irene free - turn her loose and come to me.
(the plants untie the statue and she pops out of there)
Irene: You have a way with wishes, chosen snork. But your friends are in danger.
(view Bgiweed still as a tuna about to boil Corky and Casey in the sub)
Allstar: Danger? My biddies? Set it! I wish Bigweed to join Lil Seaweed, as I spend time with my friend Irene.
(this is done as Corky escapes)
Lil Seaweed: You're here!
Bigweed: This is your idea of -- treasure?! You should've taken notes!
Allstar: What kind of box is that, anyway?
Irene: Pansnorkis Box. It's filled with all the evils of the world.
Allstar: Well at least they're with friends. And speaking of friends, I should be getting back.
Irene: You still have one wish left.
Allstar: I thought I'd save that for when I really needed it.
Irene: I love your logic, kid. Did you ever think of running for President?
Allstar: Well, when I was 3, but I outgrew it.
Irene: *swims away* Don't forget me, chosen snork. I like your style.
Allstar: Oh how could I forget you? You taught a young snork to follow his dreams.
Irene: *blows a kiss at him, which turns into a heart*
(Allstar is telling the story to Casey and Corky in the sub)
Allstar: So then there was this castle full of treasure, and crushing boulders, and Irene -- well, she wasn't Irenen then, she was a rock giant, and the sea serpant warriors had her all tangled up.
Corky: Oxygen deprivation - keep him warm. We'll be home soon.
Casey: You always did tell the best stories, Allstar. *gives him a blanket and puts it around him*
Corky: By the way, what ever happened to my seat cover?
(Allstar's now in his room, talking to Irene inside the pearl)
Irene: So chosen snork, did you use your last wish yet?
Allstar: No, but I know what it is.
Irene: Fill me in, kid. I promise not to tell.
Allstar: When times are tough, and I really need a friend to talk to, I'm gonna use it to visit you, Irene.
Irene: That's what friends are for, Allstar. I'll be here waiting.
(c) 1988 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International