First Snork In Space/Transcript
(It's nighttime in Snorkland, and Casey is out with her telescope)
Casey: There. Perfect. This is the exact spot. In just 4 hours, I'll be able to see the famous Flying Starfish, and since he only travels the galaxy once every ten years, I've got to catch him at just the right time. *sees a meteor swim by* Huh? it couldn't be the famous Flying Starfish yet. I've gotta check this out. *swims over to an empty field* Now I know that flash disappeared somehwre over here. *hears noise* What was that? *sees another snork get out of a spaceship* I better get outta here and get some help.
(but then she gets zapped by her laser - oh, and she has two snorks and her name is Molly)
Molly: Reveal yourself.
Casey: Please, don't hurt me. I don't mean you any harm. Who are you? And what are you?
Molly: My name is Molly, and I come from the planet Seaturn, in an underworld universe.
Casey: Wow, that's neat! An alien snork right here in Snorkland!
Molly: I am here on an emergency mission, to collect the speckled snorkelitis root from your universe.
Casey: Well, that maybe a problem. The snorkelitis plant only grows in snorkeater territory, and that's bad news.
Molly: I have no choice. I need the root to cure my sick father. I must be back with it within four hours. Can you help me?
Casey: Gee, I don't know. Can I think about it?
Molly: There is no time. I still need to gather two more ingredients for the antidote. If you help me, I'll reward you with the finest treasures.
Casey: Oh, I don't care about the reward. It's the snorkeaters I'm worried about.
Molly: Then just show me the way, and I'll handle it from there.
Casey: Oh that's okay. I ccan't let you go alone.
(as they shake hands on it and leave, Lil Seaweed pops out of her hiding place)
Lil Seaweed: Reward? Treasure? I should get a piece of that stuff. After all, this treasure ship is in my backyard!
(Casey and Molly see the plant from a far distance)
Casey: There it is - a speckled snorkelitis plant. It looks like we're in luck. The coast seems clear. Come on, we better do this quickly. *a snorkeater sees them from behind*
(Meanwhile, Lil Seaweed is checking out Molly's space sub)
Lil Seaweed: I'll bet that treasure is inside here! Hey, where's the door knob? How does this hatch door open?! *kicks it and it opens by itself* Haha! And they say I'm not bright! *gets her tail locked outside* Hey, let go! Let go! Drat!
(the girls get the plant)
Molly: Got it!
Casey: Good! Now let's get outta here while we still can. *hear howling noise, and her and Molly turn around to see a pack of snorkeaters after them* Hurry, Molly!
Molly: I am, I am! *they swim for it*
Casey: They're gaining on us! *at a dead end before the snorkeaters knock themselves out* Oh, that was close!
Molly: Yeah, a little too close for my alien blood!
Casey: *more snorkeaters from behind* Oh no, not again! What are we gonna do??
Molly: *gasps* Look! Maybe we can lose them in that cave!
(they hide in there, but are at a dead end ue to the snorkeaters)
Casey: Farewell, cruel world!
Molly: Well, I didn't want to have to use this, but there seems to be no other way.
(she takes out her laser gun, which deages the snorkeaters - after her and Casey scare them away, they giggle)
Molly: Now come on. We've got to hurry back to the sub. Time is running out!
(back at the sub)
Lil Seaweed: Oh, I've looked everywhere! There's no treasure in here!
Molly: Hutch door, open!
Lil Seaweed: Oh no! I can't let them find me in here!
Molly: Oh, thanks for your help, Casey. As soon as I cure my father, I'll come back with your reward. I msut be on my way, there's no time to lose.
Lil Seaweed: "Sure, I'll be back, and the check is in the mail!" I've heard that story before!
Molly: *finds Lil Seaweed* Who are you?
Casey: *gasps* Lil Seaweed, what are you doing here???
Lil Seaweed: *pulls speed controller* What do you think I'm doing? Plyaing hide and go seek?!
Molly: Don't touch that! *they end up blasting off out of the ocean and into outer space*
Casey: What's happening??!! What is it, Molly?
Lil Seaweed: That bed of seaweed pulled the Hyper Speed Lever!
Casey: Gee, I hope nothing's broken.
Molly: Well, nothing that I can see.
Casey: *drags her to the exit* Come on, Lil Seaweed. I better get you home before you cause any real damage.
Molly: Um, Casey, I don't know how to tell you this, but, that would be quite impossible at the moment.
Casey: But why?
Molly: Look for yourself!
(they see they're not anywhere near the ocean and literally in the deep part of outer space)
Lil Seaweed: Where are we???
Molly: We are in outer space, headed for the Axillon Constellation.
Casey: But we can't! I've got to get home! I'm not allowed to be out of the house this late!
Lil Seaweed: Yeah, and I need my beauty sleep!
Molly: I'm sorry, Casey. I can't go back now. I've lost too much time. My father's life depends on the success of this mission.
Casey: Well how are wel gonna get home?
Molly: As soon as my father gets better, I will take you home, and reward you with all the treasures you desire.
Lil Seaweed: All the treasures we desire, huh? I guess I don't really need my beauty sleep! After all, with all those treasures, who needs looks? *laughs*
Casey: *glares at her*
(They manage to land back into the ocean on Earth, and are now in an alien part of their world)
Lil Seaweed: Oh, this place gives me the creeps!
Casey: Well, if the shoe fits, Lil Seaweed! *laughs*
Lil Seaweed: Hey, where are we?!
Molly: We are in a Forbidden Zone - the only passage way to Axillon.
Lil Seaweed: Well, why'd ya slow down?
Molly: I must take to slow through these parts. We don't want to attract attention. The passage is patrolled by some unfriendly sea pirates, who don't like intruders.
Casey: *after they smash into something* What was that?
Molly: *after seeing a sea pirate ship on her monitor* We've been spotted!
Lil Seaweed: *after ship squirts the sub with water* Do something, they're going to sink us!
Molly: Hang on to your snorks!
(the ship squirts the sub even more)
Casey: What are we gonna do now???
Lil Seaweed: We're doomed!
Molly: Maybe not! Look, it's a meteor shower! *again, that's on her monitor* Our only hope is to lure us up there.*she gets them into outer space again, and the ship falls back down into the ocean*
Casey: We did it! We lost them!
Lil Seaweed: *jumps* Yeah, we're saved!!!
Molly: *sees meteor coming straight for them* We're not saved yet! Hold on!
(she guides them through outer space, and a meteor hits them back into the ocean, where they bounce on a few sea eneminies before they crash land)
Molly: Now I'll never make it to the Axillon Constellation in time! *cries* I've failed! I've let my father down!
Casey: Oh don't give up yet, Molly, look!
Molly: *gasps* I can't believe my eyes! A repair sea sapce station! Well come on. What are we waiting for? We've got to get this space sub fixed, and quick!
(they wait for it to be fixed outside of a disco playing music)
Casey: How much time do we have, Molly?
Molly: Oh, even if they finish it now, I don't know if there's enough time. I still have to go to Axillon to collect the tailfeather of the flying birdfish.
Lil Seaweed: Did you say birdfish?
Lil Seaweed: Well, what does this birdfish look like?
Molly: It's electric blue with a spotted red and yellow tail. Why?
Lil Seaweed: Cause look!
(they see a sea pirate with a birdfish on his shoulder)
Molly: *gasps* That's it! the fabled flying birdfish! *they head inside the disco to try and retrieve it* Look at them! *they all turn to her* Uh oh, sorry, I meant him. *they go to the sea pirate* Excuse me, sir, but I am in a desperate situation. I njeed a tailfeather from your birdfish.
Sea Pirate: Arg! *speaks alien language*
Casey: What did he say?
Molly: He said no, and to leave him alone.
Casey: Well, plead with him.
Molly: *speaks alien language to him*
Sea Pirate: *sees Lil Seaweed and has hearts in his eyes! Arg! *describes her beauty*
Lil Seaweed: Hey, what did he say! I don't like the way he's looking at me!
Casey: *giggles* Well, that's obvious! It looks like he's got a crush on you!
Molly: Hey, that gives me an idea!
Lil Seaweed: Oh no! I know what you're thinking! Never, never! *runs off*
(they try dancing with various aliens as they try to steal the tailfeather from the birdfish)
Lil Seaweed: *misreable dancing with that pirate* Oh, HELP!
Casey: *tries getting birdfish, but fails* Molly, this isn't working.
Molly: Oh, alright. It's time for Plan B. *spins them around, kncoking them over*
Sea Pirate: Arg! *alien language*
Casey: *grabs it* I got it! *then bumps into aliens, losing it, so the girls have no choice but to chase after it*
Molly: Grab it! *got him* Got it!
Sea Pirate: Arg! *alien language*
Casey: *sees they're surrounded by angry aliens* Uh oh! This doesn't look good!
Molly: Oh no! I must've left my laser weapon in the sub! *they try going after them, but Lil Seaweed jumps on them before they try to make an escape* Hurry, to the space sub! Main hatch, open!
(the aliens are ranting outside as the girls escape and head back into outer space once again)
Casey: Are we heading back to your planet now, Molly?
Molly: Oh I wish we were, but we still have to make one more stop.
Lil Seaweed: But why? I thought we had all the ingredients!
Molly: We do, but the ingredients are useless without the formula.
Casey: Well where do we get that?
Molly; The only one who knows it is a wise old hermit, who lives at the bottom of the deepest crabbest on the floating asteroid reef, Nebit.
(They arrive to Nebit finally)
Molly: *gasps* There it is! *her and the others stand outside a house as she knocks on the front door* Greetings, old wise one. I seek counsel. I am in dire need of your wisdom. *opens door* You guys had better wait out here.
Casey: Okay, but be careful. *as she paces around in nervousness, Lil Seaweed eats some candy* Gosh, Lil Seaweed, how can you eat at a time like this?
Lil Seaweed: Easy! I always eat when I'm this nervous!
Casey: *sees Molly walking out even more nervous* What's wrong, Molly?
Lil Seaweed: Did you get the formula?
Molly: Well, not exactly.
Casey: What do you mean?
Molly: Well, to get the formula, we must do the hermit a favor.
Lil Seaweed: Oh no, this doesn't sound good!
Casey: What do we have to do?
Molly: Well, apparently, he has an incredible sweet tooth, and he won't give me the formula unless we give him a container full of sweet nectur.
Casey: Well where do we find this nectur?
(Outside some caves)
Molly: It only spurts from the geyser at a cavern, at the top of the highest peak in the asteroid. *tries landing*
Casey: Gee, Molly, it looks like there's nowhere to land.
Molly: I know, but we must try. We don't have time to climb up the mountain. *they finally park and get out of the sub* Come on, let's hurry. *inside the cave they see lava* Look, there it is! *goes over to collect it* Oh boy, this is, was easier than I thought! *they see ghosts, so she shoots them with her laser and they leave* Main hutch, open!
(they then return to the old hermit's house - she knocks on the door, and all of the go inside)
Molly: *alien language*
Hermit: *alien language, wondering where the nectur is*
Casey: What did he say?
Molly: He wants the nectur first.
Hermit: *wonders why it's empty*
Casey: Lil Seaweed, what happened to the nectur?
Lil Seaweed: I told you, when I get nervous, I eat!
Molly: *cries in despair*
Casey: Now look what you've done!
Lil Seaweed: I didn't mean to eat it all! *idea* Oh, but wait! I can undo what I've done!
Hermit: *sees her candy bar and wants it*
Molly: It worked! He says he even likes it better than nectur! He'll make the trade!
(after getting the formula, they finally return to her home world to cure her father - Casey and Lil Seaweed nervously wait in her room)
Molly: *gasps in joy as she walks in* The antidote worked! We saved my father! Lil Seaweed, don't!
(she gets inside a venus flytrap)
Lil Seaweed: Help! Get me outta here! *they pull her out* What kinda plant is that, anyway?
Molly: It's a vegetarian vacas, and it just loves seaweed. Oh, how can I ever than you enough?
Lil Seaweed: Well, for starters, how about that reward?
(they head inside her treasure closet)
Lil Seaweed: Wow!
Lil Seaweed: *jumps inside* Wow, I'm rich! I'm rich!
(now back at the sub, and Lil Seaweed places all the treasure there)
Lil Seaweed: Well, I guess this is enough!
Casey: Lil Seaweed, don't you think you overdid it a little?
Lil Seaweed: Are you kidding? One stupid necklace just won'r do it for me!
(the sub isn't working yet again, thanks to all of the treasure inside)
Casey: What happened?
Molly: Oh no! My space sub couldn't take all the weight of the treasure!
(they check out the damages done to it)
Casey: How is it, Molly?
Molly: Oh, not good, I'm afraid. The engine is completely burned out.
Lil Seaweed: Well, can't ya fix it?
Molly: Oh, that would take days!
Casey: Oh no! I've got to get home! I don't have a few days! My parents will be so worried! *to Lil Seaweed* Oh, this is all your fault! If you weren't so greedy, --
Lil Seaweed: Oh, don't blame me! You saw her first - trying to get a look at that stupid Flying Starfish!
Molly: *gasps* That's it! The Flying Starfish should be passing his way on the galaxy by any minute! I'll go radio him!
(all go up to find him)
Molly: We must hurry! He'll be passing by here any minute!
Casey: Come on, Lil Seaweed, we can't miss him!
Lil Seaweed: *lugging with all the treasure* I'm goign as fast as I can!
Casey: Well, get rid of some of those jewels! They're slowing you down!
Lil Seaweed: No way!
Molly: *gasps at the sight of the Flying Starfish* There he is!
Casey: *to Lil Seaweed* Hurry! You're not going to make it! *they get on him at just the right time* Lil Seaweed, dump the treasure! It's too heavy! We're gonna crash!
Lil Seaweed: Never! Never! *but she gives in anyway, only keeping a special pearl in her pocket*
(they head deep into outer space)
Casey: Uh oh. Looks like we've got visitors.
(the sea pirate ship returns with an even angrier mob of aliens)
Lil Seaweed: Unwelcomed visitors!
Casey: Oh, darnett! Looks like we're going to collide!
Lil Seaweed: I better fasten my kelp buckles!
(the sea pirate from before pops out)
Casey: Well, look who's here.
Lil Seaweed: I should've known he wouldn't give up. Sheesh, some guys can't take "no" for an answer!
Sea Pirate: Arg! *alien language*
Lil Seaweed: Casey, please tell Mr. Persistent I'm not interested!
Sea Pirate: *alien language*
Casey: I'm afraid he is, Lil Seaweed - in the jewels, that is.
Lil Seaweed: Why of all the nerve! He mustive been apying!
Sea Pirate: *rants he wasn't spying*
Lil Seaweed: What did he say?
Casey: He said he wasn't spying, he just couldn't take his eyes off of you.
Lil Seaweed: I'll bet! *aliens boo her* What are we gonna do, Casey? Get rid of all the jewels?!
Sea Pirate: Arg! *alien language*
Casey: He says if he can't have the jewels, then you'll be his real treasure.
Sea Pirate: Arg! *laughs*
Lil Seaweed: Oh, gag me! *gets out giant white ruby* Tell him I might jsut have one eensy weensy ruby somewhere in my seaweed! And it's all his if he just says "Adios," "Ariba," and "Goodbye!'
Sea Pirate: Arg! *laughs with joy and kisses Lil Seaweed on the cheek, grossing her out*
Lil Seaweed: So long, Romeo!
Casey: And hello, Snorkland! Here we come!
(now the girls are back home)
Casey: Gee, Lil Seaweed. I'm sorry you had to give up all your jewels, but it was your own fault.
Lil Seaweed: Well, I did manage to keep a pearl! *but a clam eats it* Hey, come back here!
(c) 1989 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International