(Allstar and Casey are walking Occy at the local amusement park)
Snork: *swimming away* Chainsaw fish! Swim for the hills! Chainsaw fish on the loose!
(they see a chainsaw fish destroying the rides with his nose and causing havoc)
Casey: Someone's got to stop him!
Allstar: Yeah, but who? *find Corky's sub* Hurry, Corky!
Corky: Stand back! The Snork Patrol will take care of this! Halt! *it flips the sub backwards*
Allstar: There's only one hope!
Allstar: Hit the alarm bell!
(they both ring the bell at city hall, where it can be heard as far out as Jojo's treehouse)
Jojo: *working out* Huh? Oh, there must be trouble! *goes into town, where he grabs a plant upon seeing snorks lives in danger by the chainsaw fish* On guard! *it destorys the plant* Uh oh. *nervously chuckles the swins from it before reaching a dead end* Whoops.
Daffney: *sees from a distance* Oh no!
Jojo: *grabs a rock and the nose hits it, breaking it and causing it to swim away*
Allstar: Way to go, Jojo!
Casey: That a snork!
Corky: Great job, Jojo!
Jojo: Ah, it was nothing.
Corky: Oh well. I better get back to my sub. The Snork Patrol never rests.
Casey: Oops, that reminds me - I'm late for my sculpture class.
Allstar: Hey wait up, I'm goin' that way!
Daffney: Uh oh, what happened to my purse?
Jojo: *shows off his "guns"* Aww, they only want me for my muscles.
Daffney: Poor Jojo!
Allstar: We have to do something.
Casey: Yes, but how can we show Jojo we think he's more than just a big, brave, simple-hearted hunk?
Allstar: Okay, I've got it. *he whispers the plan in their ears*
(Jojo is back at the treehouse, playing arm wrestle with a giant crab)
Jojo: Oh, I win. The big strong nobody wins again.
Daffney: Oh, Jojo! *he looks down to see her* Hi!
Jojo: Daffney, what is wrong? Another chainsaw fish is attacking?
Daffney: Oh no, nothing like that! Casey and I thought you might like to come to our sculpture class.
Jojo: Me? Really me?
Daffney: Oh, for sure. *bats eyelashes* I mean, with your pwoerful, uh, sensitive hands, you're bound to be good at it!
(the sculpture class is taking place outside)
Casey: The important thing, Jojo, is to just follow your instincts. Right, Ms. Seabottom?
Ms. Seabottom: Exactly, and don't forget, you have a model for your inspiration.
Jojo: *thumb out* Oh, yes, my inspiration.
Allstar: I think he's getting into it.
Jojo: *can't use the equipment right* Oh, maybe I am only good for brute force.
Casey: Oh no, no. It's just a matter of technique. Isn't that right, Ms. Seabottom?
Ms. Seabottom: Oh yes. Once you get used to the texture, you'll get a feel for the form.
Jojo: Oh, now I understand! *takes out a large boulder instead, then creates a sculpting of a giant monster with it* There! It is finished! How do you like it?
Allstar: It's so, interesting.
Casey: And so, one of a kind.
Jojo: In that case, I will present my creation as a monument for all of Snorkland forever. *picks it up and palces it in front of the Wetworth home* There, this is the perfect place for it.
Governor Wetworth: *inside, reciting a speech* And so, fellow snorks, -- *sees the sculpture* ooh! Good grief! What in the waters of Neptune?! Help! Call out the Snork Patrol! *gets out phone* We've been invaded by an alien creature!
(outside, Corky and the rest of the Snork Patrol are surrounding Jojo's sculpture, not knowing it's actually fake)
Corky: Surrender! We have you surrounded!
Jojo: *sighs* They don't like my sculpture.
Casey: Well, I guess the artistic route didn't pan out too well.
Allstar: Oh, if only there was some other way to make Jojo feel useful.
Mrs. Seaworthy: *pulls out of the garage and in the family car* Oh there you are, Allstar. We're gonna visit Grandma Seaworthy for a while.
Mr. Seaworthy: So maybe you can finish your chores by the time we get back.
Allstar: No problem.
Mrs. Seaworthy: And don't forget to clear the barnacles off the roof, dear.
(in the meantime, Allstar and his friends do some yard cleaning around the Seaworthy house)
Allstar: *on the roof with Casey, cleaning off the barnacles* Jojo seems to be enjoying the yard work.
Casey: Yeah, he's a synch. And he's doing such a good job, too.
Jojo: *raking the leaves* Oh, hmm. What do I do with this? *lifts house, causing the others to fall off* That takes care of sweeping. Now, what do I do?
Jojo: Oh, you want me to help you with the barnacles? *swims up there*
Casey: Jojo, you forgot the crawbar!
Jojo: *picks one off with his bare hands instead* Hmm, I have a big idea. *he sweeps the off of the roof by lifting up the roof itself*
All: Oh no! *leave before they get hit*
Jojo: Ha! Not one barnacle left!
Allstar: *stutters* Uh, uh, uh, uh...
Jojo: Is there soemthing wrong?
Allstar: Uh, *coughs* hey, what a super *coughs* idea that was!
Casey: Incredible! One shake, and the roof's all fixed!
Daffney: Oh, so that's why they call it a shake-roof!
Allstar: My folks are coming back any minute!
Casey: We've got to get Jojo out of the way. Uh, Jojo, you've been working so hard, you need a snack.
Jojo: I do?
Allstar: Yeah. Why don't you see what you can find in the refridgerator, okay?
Jojo: Okay, Allstar. Whatever you say. *goes in the house*
Allstar: Hurry! We have about one minute to fix everything!
(they frantically clean the yard, fix the roof, and take off all the barnacles off the grass)
Allstar: *pants with the others* Finally.
Mr. Seaworthy: My goodness. I have to hand it to you, Allstar, you did a terrific job.
Allstar: Well, actually, it was, um, it was, uh -- *sees Jojo eating a large sandwhich* Jojo, who did most of it.
Casey: Yes, he's an expert at gardening and home repair.
Mrs. Seaworthy: In that case, Jojo gets the biggest slice of Grandma's cake. Follow me, Jojo. *he does so*
Allstar: It's no good! I can't take it anymore! We've got to set Jojo straight!
Casey: But we have to let him down easy, or he'll feel even worse.
Jojo: *after swallowing that cake slice* Hmm, I wodner what I will do next. *leaves* After all, now I know I can do anything. There must be other snorks I can help.
Allstar: Daffney, please! It's up to you to tell Jojo the truth!
Daffney: Oh, okay. *walks into the kitchen* Oh Jojo, there's something I have to tell you. Jojo?
Mrs. Seaworthy: Oh, Jojo said something about going out to contribute to society.
Daffney: Oh no! *runs out* Hurry, we have to stop Jojo before he helps anyone else!
(they leave, only to find a billboard sign he had added on to - "Brush with Mermaid Toothpaste - "It's Good For Everybody")
Allstar: Yeah, it looks like Jojo tried to help here, too. *they see he as actually stopped traffic all over town, causing a big pile-up and angry snorks* Oh no, not that!
Elderly Snork Woman: I would've waited for the light.
Jojo: Ah, but you have the right of way. *he walks her across the street*
Casey: Daffney, you have to tell Jojo to quit before it's too late.
Daffney: Here it goes.
Elderly Woman Snork: Oh, thank you, young man.
(traffic finally moves again, but rapidly)
Jojo: *waves back at her* Anytime, ma'am. Daffney, want to cross the road?
Daffney: No, Jojo. I hate to have to tell you this, but, you're making everyone feel small.
Daffney: You know, like, nobodies.
Jojo: Because of me?
Daffney: Jojo, if you can do everything better than anyone else, the rest of us are bound to feel like we're not needed. Get it?
Jojo: Hmm, I was thinking, maybe I will stick to just being strong. Nothing wrong with strong, right?
Daffney: Right, Jojo.
All: *sigh, kick back, and relax*
(c) 1987 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International