(The local guards are guarding a nearby cave when Allstar and Corky arrive on seahorses)
Guard 1: Who goes there?
Corky: It's just -- *coughs* It's just us!
Guard 1: Hi Corky, Allstar, come on in.
(they enter a dark cave)
Allstar: That's better.
Corky: What's the matter, scared?
Allstar: Who me? No, I just wanted to see the crop. Just look at all these reefberries.
Corky: Yes. *coughs* They'll serve us well. *takes out watch* It's almost time.
Watch: 3,2,1, - bong, bong, bong!
Corky: Okay, let's get to work. *place poweder on the blue reefberries, turning them red* This'll really destroy the snorks!
Allstar: Yeah, and it'll fix 'em good. Uh, how?
Corky: You'll see. Okay, we've got 'em all, now let's get out of ehre. *leave* So long, and keep up the good work.
Guard 1: Thanks, Corky. Take it easy.
(they transform themselves to Bigweed and Lil Seaweed)
Bigweed: *laughs* Mission accomplished!
Lil Seaweed: *laughs* Yeah!
Bigweed: Ooh, here comes our first victims.
(real snorks come by)
Guard 1: Who goes tehre?
Corky: It's just us. It's time for the annual reefberry harvest, you know.
Guard 1: Oh, back so soon? Did you forget something?
Corky: No, besides I haven't been here for days. Come on, kids, let's go.
(all go in)
Guard 1: That Corky's been working too hard. I think he needs a vacation.
(see red reefberries)
Daffney: Eww, yuck! Aren't reefberries supposed to be blue?
Corky: Yes, but they've been known to change color, sometimes.
Casey: Well I don't care what color they are, I'm starved! *eats one and feels funny* Boy, these are better than I remember. *gives one to Allstar* Here, try one!
Allstar: *eats it then floats* You're not kidding.
(Tooter and Daffney eat some)
Corky: Okay, enough snacks. Now come on, kids, we've got a job to do.
(Casey and Tooter collect, but Tooter steqals some from Casey)
Casey: *giggles* Cut it out, Tooter. Pick your own.
(collect baskets, Tooter in them)
Daffney: We're making progress now.
(place in cart)
Guard 1: *eats* Good shot!
Guard 2: Hey, snork another berry to me! I've only had six.., or, or was it sixteen?
Casey: Have another, my dear?
Daffney: *laughs* Don't mind if I do, Casey, my best friend in the whole ocean.
Bigweed: *laughs* It's working!
Lil Seaweed: Whadda ya mean it's working? So you made them act silly, big deal!
Bigweed: Oh, you'll see. A town full of silly snorks, it'll be a berry scary place! Guess it, berry scary?
Corky: *ties everything up* Welp, that does it.
Allstar: Come on, Corky, don't you want one?
Corky: No, maybe I'll have one later when we're done. *on wagon* Giddyup!
(leave, and Tooter falls off, but catches up with others to town)
Governor Wetworth: Little late, aren't you?
Corky: Ah you know how it is, sir. The kids were having a little extra fun today.
Casey: Oh, who cares if we're late?! It's a great batch this year!
Allstar: Here, Governor, reef a tryberry!
Governor Wetworth: *eats one and acts silly too* Say, these are good! I'd declare a holiday if I could! Hey, I'm the governor! I declare today National Reefberry Day.
Corky: Um, Governor, shouldn't we be putting these reefberries away?
Governor Wetworth: Oh, yes yes, see to it, my boy.
Corky: Oh. Come my friend, we've got work to do.
(two snorks run into each other)
Man: Hey, why don't ya watch where you're going?
Woman: me? You're the one that needs glasses!
Man: Oh yeah?
Daffney: Eew, an accident. Have a reefberry and relax. *they eat one*
Man: I am so sorry to have cut you off.
Woman: Oh no, eally, I should watch where I'm going.
Man: Oh don't be absurd, I'm sure it was my fault.
Woman: No no no, it was mine.
(meanwhile, more chaos)
Trash snork 1: *laughs* Shouldn't we pick up the garbage?
Trash snork 2: *laughs* Not while I'm winning, we'll do it tomorrow.
Trash snork 1: Yeah, it's not goign anywhere. *laughs*
(Casey, Tooter, and Allstar ingest more reefberries thorugh their snorks)
Corky: *places reefberries in safe place* Oh boy, this has been one long day!
Seahorse: You said it.
Corky: Great neptune, what's happening? *sees chaos*
Allstar: Hey look, there's Corky, and he's not red yet!
Casey: *laughs* We can fix that! Come on!
(all go after him)
Allstar: Where'd he go?
Casey: I think I see him over there!
Allstar: Let's go!
Corky: Something's fishy about those reefberries. They're casuing the town to fall apart.
Allstar: There he is!
Corky: Uh oh, I better get to the Snork patrol headquarters!
(hides in Snork Patrol HQ)
Corky: Phew, thank goodness. It's impossible for them to get through this door. *snorks knock on door* I think!
Guard 3: *laughs* Look sharp, Stanley! We gotta guard the town to get the Weedeaters and Big Snork!
Stanley: *laughs* Don't you mean the Weedeaters and Snorkweed?
Guard 3: Now, I meant the Big Snorkers and Weed-Weed?
Guard 3: Uh oh! Um hault! Who, um? *laughs* What am I supposed to say?
Stanley: Who goes there?
Guard 3: Oh yeah, okay. Uh, hault! Oh, what he said!
(all laugh again)
Bigweed: Chain up all the snorks, and start with these two clownfish!
(Corky gets out)
Corky: Thank goodness they're gone. *now in town* Boy, they're really gone. I wonder where everybody went.
(sees snorks tied up)
Bigweed: Hurry up! Kepp them lasted into those chains!
Corky: Great Neptune, that sounds like Bigweed! *sees them tied up in chains*
Bigweed: You thought you were having a good time, eh? My silly poweder fixed your reefberries. First you played, now you'll pay! Take them away - they can play in my coral mines!
Corky: Hold on there! First you'll have to deal with *horn* the Snork Patrol!
Bigweed: Get that troublemaker!
Corky: Hahahaha, try these you troublemakers! *send some and shoots through his snork*
(Wood and Weed eat some and laugh)
Bigweed: WILL YOU PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER?
Corky: This is it for you, you fiend!
Lil Seaweed: Not so fast, you little pest! *ties Corky up with her bow*
Bigweed: So, you don't like reefberries, eh? Well that's okay. Have some silly powder, straight!
Corky: *gets pured on but blows it away with snork* You should've known better than to tangle with *horn* the Snork Patrol! Now, hand over the keys to both chains!
Bigweed: No! I wanna let them go!
Lil Seaweed: No, you let me do it! *they both argue over it*
(now everyone's cured)
Allstar: What are we gonna do about Bigweed and Lil Seaweed?
Corky: Oh, don't worry about them.
(see them with baskets)
Bigweed: Bye, bye, Governor, thanks for the swell reefberries! *laughs*
Governor Wetworth: Ooh, no problem!
Allstar: I know what you mean. Those reefberries will keep them out of our snorks for a long time.
(c) 1987 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International