(the snorks are playing a high school band while Snip and Snap dance around - however, Junior's not compeltely satisfied)
Junior: Stop the music! I can't stand this awful noise any longer! The big school dance is tomorrow night - what are we gonna do!
Casey: Oh, if only we had a new sound.
(they hear tooting)
Junior: Like that beautiful tooting. Where's it coming from?
(Tadah enters through the front door)
Casey: It's another tooting snork.
Tooter: *immediately enamoured by her*
Allstar: Hi, my name is Allstar, what's your's?
Casey: She must be the new exchanged student from the South sea town of Snork Fort.
Tooter: *heart pops out of his snork and he hides behind Snip and Snap*
Casey: Don't be shy, Tooter, go over and say "hello."
Tooter: *tries to, but Tubah enters and knocks him over*
Tubah: My name's Tubah, city snorker, and Tadah's my gal!
Tooter: *heart still pops out of his snork*
Tubah: Better cut that out, or I'm gonna blow you out of the water with my super sonic snork!
Tooter: *totos "Oh yeah?!"*
Tubah: Yeah! *blos him away with it* Here, Tadah, you can carry my books to class.
Junior: That Tubah's a real bully!
Allstar: But you won't give up without a fight, right Tooter?
Tooter: *sighs in agreement*
(outside, all help Tooter impress Tadah)
Tooter: *angrily stomps up and down*
Casey: Oh, you may not have a super sonic snork, Tooter, but there are other ways to impress Tadah.
Allstar and Daffney: Yeah!
Daffney: I'll show ya how to build a sandcastle. She'll forget all about Tubah when she sees it.
(Tooter builds a giant one, and Tadah compliments it)
Tubah: It's in cares what sure is a home dinger! I wonder who commenced to build it.
Tooter: *pops uo with a heart flag and says he built it for Tadah*
Tubah: *blows it down with his sonic snork* They just don't make sandcastles like they used to! *laughs as Tooter waves the flag*
(band practice still takes place)
Junior: Stop the music! Tadah's tooting helps, but we still don't have the right sound.
Daffney: Not Junior!
Tooter: *gives Tadah a flower*
Tubah: *blows him away* When are you gonna learn to stay away from my gal?
Allstar: You think you're so tough! But I bet you can't beat Tooter in an obstale course race without using your super sonic snork!
Tubah: You're on, shrimpboat!
Daffney: If Tooter wins, he gets to take Tadah to the big dance!
Tubah: I'll say yes, cause he doesn't stand a chance! *laughs and walks away*
(all take Tooter to the race)
Allstar: Our champion is ready for action!
Daffney: Tooter will knock the socks off that icky two-time Tubah!
Tubah: Did someone call my name?!
Junior: Yikes! It's Tubah! I better get to my judges table quick! *goes up top*
Allstar: The obstacle course is at the bottom of this tidal pool. Whoever reaches Junior's tower first is the winner. On your mark, get set, *Casey blows conk* go!
(Tooter and Tubah enter the tidal pool, but only for Tubah to be stuck by soem coral circle)
Tubah: I'm stuck! I promised to not use my sonic snork, but what the judge don't see won't hurt him! *laughs and blows his sonic snork to trap Tooter into some sea eneminies* So long sucker! Imma gonna sonic snork my way to victory!
Tooter: *trapped, but gets out a photo of Tadah and then catches up to Tubah, noe being ahead of the race*
Junior: *watching from above* Tubah and Tooter are heading into the home stretch!
Tubah: *uses his sonic snork to trap Tooter once again* See ya at the finish line, loser! *laughs*
Junior: Tubah's cheating! I better tell the others!
Tubah: *pops out of the tidal pool* I won me a race fair and square!
Junior: I've got something to say about that!
Tubah: About whta, good buddy?
Junior: *gulps* Have a nice time with Tadah at the dance.
Tooter: *angry at Tubah*
Junior: Oh don't be a sore loser, Tooter. I'm the judge, and I declare Tubah the winner.
Tooter: *sticks his tongue out at him*
Junior: Get him out of here, Allstar, before I toss him out of our band too!
Allstar: Let's go visit Gallio. Maybe he can help you with Tadah.
(at Gallio's lab seeking advice about love)
Gallio: Ah yes, romance. Sometimes it's not a pretty sight. *Tooter agrees with him* Fortunately, I may have something that'll help you win Tadah. *gets out an invention of his* I call my little invention, "The Tootah Blaser." Wear it, and your tooting will be magnified a thousand times. *places it on Tooter, and it literally blows down the house*
Allstar: Wow. Finally, Tooter's gonna beat Tubah at his own game!
(meanwhile, Tadah's being forced to handpick flowers for Tubah)
Tubah: Pick me a whole mess of flowers, Tadah! I want everyone to know you're my dancin' date!
Allstar: We'll see about that!
Tubah: Haven't I already told you about stickin' your snorks into my business?!
Tadah: *tries to stop him*
Tubah: No use stickin' up for Tooter, Tadah! He's gonna get plastered! *blows him into the flowers* That'll earn ya!
Tooter: *blasts Tubah with the Tootah Blaster, then offers Tadah a flower, which she refuses*
Allstar: What's the matter, Tadah? Tooter's finally outblasted that mean old Tubah!
Tadah: *rants about it*
Allstar: *translating* Tubah always bullied snorks to get what he wanted. *she rants some more* Now Tooter's acting the same way. So you're leaving with Tubah?
Tadah: *leafves indefinitely*
(Meanwhile, all are in the band room with a clearly upset Tooter)
Daffney: Isn't there anything we can do to help cheer you up, Tooter?
Tooter: *shakes his head*
Junior: Well now that that big lummux Tubah is history, I might as well confess.
Allstar: What are you talking about, Junior?
Junior: Tubah really did use his sonic snork to win the race. I saw the whole thing. I just had to keep my mouth shut, or he would've sonic snorked me into the sand. *all get angry and throw him out into the trash can* Well, that's gratitude for ya!
Casey: Come on, gang! Let's go find Tadah and tell her the truth!
Tooter: *gets so excited, the Tootah Blaster blasts the entire bland room*
(the search for Tadah is on)
Allstar: Well we've looked everywhere today. Tadah seems to have vanished.
Daffney: Let's pick up this search later. I need a beauty nap. *all stop as they hear what sounds like a creature making creepy swallowing and chewing noises with his mouth* Who's making that mondo gross-out icky sound?
Casey: I don't wanna know!
Tooter: *points out that Tadah and Tubah are about to be eaten by a giant clam*
Tubah: Shiverin' snorks! It's a clam cruncher! *he and Tadah huddle together while the clam licks them then swallows Tadah* Yuck, yuck, that tickles! Let go of my gal, clam breath! *he spits Tubah out*
Allstar: Quick, Tubah! Use your super sonic snork to save Tadah!
Tubah: Well slap me with a tuna, why didn't I thunk of that?! I'm gonna blast you into clam chowder, you rotten cruncher! *but the clam blasts him into the wall* I'm sonic snorked out! What are we gonna do??!!
Totoer: *marches over to help out*
Casey: Wait a minute - Tooter's gona a plan!
Tooter: *plays a musical melody with the Tootah Blaster, and the clam cruncher follows along with it*
Casey: It's working! Tooter's communicating with the clam cruncher!
Tooter: *still singing, until clam cruncher pops out Tadah, where they hug and he takes off his Tootah Blaster*
Tubah: Tooter, I got one thing to tell you. I'm as sorry as a flounder in a fish school for acting like I did. You saved Tadah! If she wants to go to that snorkin' high school hootinany with you, it's alright with me!
(the dance goes on, and Tooter and Tadah dance together)
Casey: Aw, Tooter sure is happy with Tadah! *her and Allstar look at each other and smile*
Junior: And I sure am happy with our hot new sound! Tubah's sonic snork is just what our band needed!
Tubah: Thanks, good buddy! I'm always happy to help out at a hoedown! *blasts Junior off the stage and everyone laughs in response while Tooter and Tadah continue dancing*
(c) 1987 Hanna-Barbera and SEPP International